Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed
for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all
4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster
than light.
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because
thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's
hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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